Someday I'm gonna open a free seminar on "How To Identify A Liar Or A Thief On Sight" and once the seats are all full I'm gonna open up a PowerPoint and the first slide is gonna just say "You Can't"
like yeah there are some highly effective methods of spotting when someone is lying to your face or planning to pocket something but absolutely none of them are as simple as "refusing eye contact" or "Fidgeting" or "Being homeless" or "Using narcotics" and if you genuinely believe that every single red flag is 100% reliable then what you're doing is actually called Profiling and not only is it unreliable but it's also kind of shitty












